On the cold, rainy morning of September First, Nineteen Ninety One, at eight-oh-six, to be exact, in Northport, New York, a baby was born. Her name was Sara Harley. Sara was pulled into the bright world by an odd smelling man with frigidly cold hands. Once leaving the hospital, she and her family, Mother Laura, Father Michael, and later Baby Sister Ellen, moved through a mecca of various homes.

After spending the next four years of her life in working class near poverty, Father Michael saw fit to move his little family to the suburbs of Dayton, Ohio. Sara spent three years, attending Beavercreek Elementary School. There she discovered the horrors of being forced to wear a dress for the first day of kindergarten, and took a solemn vow to never do so again.

At age seven, Sara and the rest of the Harley clan packed up and left for the mundane and boring Olathe, Kansas, where they currently reside.

At the tender age of thirteen, Sara discovered the joy of late night concert going, sending her into a whirling cycle of jumping, screaming, and generally rocking her face off. Upon realizing the hell hole that is Olathe North High School, Sara took up the incredibly exciting, and altogehter strange, hobbies of janitor stalking, acting like an airplane, and spinning in circles. She now spends her days in the undertaking of those such hobbies, as well as "black light pimpin'".

Rise Against, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, Anti-Flag, Gym Class Heroes

Nightmare Before Christmas, Borat, Not Another Teen Movie

History Channel, Late night music videos, Spongebob Squarepants

Invisible Monsters, Stephen King books, A Clockwork Orange